Neshaminy Valley Golf Club

I’m sorry, but there is no way on this planet this course should be charging $57 to ride in this condition. The greens are absolutely abysmal and the tee boxes are entirely made up of hard dirt. My last two rounds here have been awful and I am absolutely not coming back here anytime soon. I can spend a few more dollars and play at a nice course like Bucks nearby. I used to come here fairly often because it was reasonable for modest golfers. This place is a disaster now. Shameful that they let it get like this.

Greens were dry, cracked and burnt bad. Tee boxes are mostly dirt. Fairways are bare and the rough is some sort of stringy ground cover that will grab even your spikes. Could be a fun course if they get the irrigation figured out.

I’ll say the course doesn’t deserve 3 stars at all!. Really enjoyed this course after reading how the reviews trashed it!. As you can see in the pictures tee boxes aren’t the best. Ok. Fairways and rough clearly make up for it!. Greens are BUMPY so just 2 putt and take it on home.😂 I’d avoid the bunkers if you can, but not bad to hit out of either!. Course design and layout is very nice and easy short holes!. Which I like for a quick 9!. All in all the course was ok and I’ll be back. 🏌🏾‍♂️🏌🏾‍♂️🏌🏾‍♂️

Lady at the stand was super nice and friendly and greens were good. Old man missing his teeth was incredibly rude. We went in to get hotdogs at hole 9 and the old man told us we need to hurry and can’t eat so we don’t hold up the people behind us (the people behind us were also getting hot dogs and was in absolutely no rush). As I have a hotdog in my Mouth this guy is telling me to hurry up and get to a tee NOW! I am sorry but I paid over $100 to play and am trying to enjoy my day off. I will not take this abuse if I am a paying customer and have communicated with the groups behind me.

Set your expectations - this course is affordable, beginner friendly, and the guys working here are very accommodating. However, you get what you pay for and should not expect perfect greens or tee boxes. It’s a great place to bring friends who are learning the sport.

I read the negative reviews before playing here. There is truth that the greens are challenged and competitively, I told myself I would not let the patches of dirt to hurt my score by limiting to two putts. That being said, I found the course to be acceptable and a fun course to play. I played 18 with another player who joined me on the 4th hole in a total time of 3 hours. The fairways are open and there is not much trouble to get into. There are a couple holes which have narrow fairways, but playing from the adjacent fairway was acceptable and without penalty. The staff was very friendly an…

The workers are nice and the food is good. That is where it all ends. The course is an absolute dog track that nobody in their lifetime should have to pay to play, and I can't fathom why this property is open to the public. There are no tee boxes. It is markers set up on grass/sand that is so hard, you can't place the tee in it. The greens are an absolute disgrace, many of them being what you would see as fringe at a normal golf course, extremely slow and unfair to the golfer. And many of them have dirt making up half of the green. A group of regulars asked me why I returned here after playing…

Course is an absolute joke. Not maintained at all. Greens are either carpet or asphalt, no in between. Yesterday they allowed an 8some 😂 not organized whatsoever Spend the extra $15 to play 5ponds or bucks club bc Nesh Val is trash

My reception was rushed and not very courteous, which wasn't a great start to my round. But my major issue was the terrible condition of the course, especially the greens which had numerous craters and made me think I was still playing from the rough. I can't believe they're asking people to pay to play there under those conditions. This used to be a very nice place to play.

To start, this course is relatively cheap, but somehow still way overpriced. The tee boxes resemble a little league infield, straight dirt. I’d recommend bringing portable turf to place your ball on. The bunkers are full of weeds and half the approaches are straight dirt. Don’t waste your money. Shot one of my best rounds ever because it’s a short course and still was not happy with the product.

Place needs a lot work. Every green is terrible. They should have taken 10-15 bucks off. Temp tee boxes, Temp greens. Dry conditions. Every ball just keeps on rolling. Overall, had a good time

Having lived in the area for 20+ years I have never played this course. Last minute reservations needed and we played. People are very friendly but the good news ends there. There are no tee boxes; 2 markers placed amongst the weeds and mud and that is your tee box. We will skip the fairways and go to the greens. They were spongy like really good bedroom carpet except not as smooth. Every putt bounced a few times. If they told me I could play this course for free I would never play it.